Old Dirty McCain

John McCain is going to win the presidential election. He's a maverick and a trickster and his people know how to play the game better than Obama's people. Just as this economic crisis was beginning to take a toll on McCain in the polls, he up and announces that he's suspending his presidential campaign to go to Washington in order to get this rescue package through Congress. In addition, he's going to cancel the presidential debate this Friday so he can concentrate on getting this crisis resolved.

A genius political move from a guy that has no background in economics and no idea how to solve the current economic crisis (Obama doesn't have a clue either, but that's why he's not heading to Washington). Now Obama has no choice but to suspend his campaign, just when it's regaining momentum after the Palin disgrace, so he too can go to Washington to help solve the crisis. McCain will get double bonus points out of this deal because (1) he's the guy that took initiative and crossed party lines to solve the problem and (2) he won't have to participate in the debate, a debate that he's been fearing since the get-go.

The heads behind McCain's campaign know how to run a campaign. It's sleazy, it's dishonest, and it caters to the general idiocy of the American population, but I think it's going to work.

Run Winston Smith . . . run fast as you can and don't never look back.